RANDOM THOUGHTS/QUESTIONZ

KEEP CHECKING THIS BLOG BECAUSE I ADD QUESTIONS AS THEY COME TO ME =)

FAT PEOPLE WHO GOT NO NECK ..... CAN YOU BE "CUT THROAT" 2WARDS THEM????

IF YOUR DICK GETS DETACHED FROM YOU WHILE UR USING THE URINAL ... IS IT SAFE TO SAY UR "PISSED OFF"???

IF YOU GOT 99 PROBLEMS AND A BITCH AIN'T "ONE" .... DOES THAT POSSIBLY MEAN SHES NUMBER TWO OR THREE OR ETC ....????

IF I SPEW OUT A NINTENDO CARTRIDGE FROM MY MOUTH ..... IS IT SAFE TO SAY I'M .... "SPITTING GAME'???

IS A NIGGA WITH NO NUTS ..... STILL A "BALER"???

WHY IS THE PHRASE .... "MY WATER BROKE"???? .... YOU CANT BREAK WATER BITCH!!! ..... YOU LEAKED YO PREGNANT JUICES ALL OVER MY FLOOR IS WAT YA DID!!!!!

WHY IS THE BACK OF MY LEG CALLED A CALF??? ... IT DOESN'T MOO OR PRODUCE MILK AT ALL ..... :\

IF A BLIND PERSON GETS MAD AT YOU AND WANTS TO FIGHT ..... CAN YOU TELL THEM ... "CUM SEE ME THEN"???

IF YOU ARE .... IN A GYM ..... IS IT STILL CALLED A ... "WORK OUT"???

IN ORDER TO BE A ..... ROLE MODEL .... DO YOU HAVE TO HAVE A SCRIPT AND LOOK GOOD???

IF I LEAD EVERY WHERE I GO WITH MY FEET .... AM I STILL "HEADED SOME WHERE"???

LADIES ... IF YOU NEVER HAD SEX WITH A MAN .... BUT YOU'VE POPPED UR CHERRY WITH A DILDO .... R U STILL A VIRGIN???

IS IT ME OR DO DANCES LIKE ... PEANUT BUTTER JELLY .... WU TANG ... AND CALCULATOR ... HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THE TITTLE???

I THINK THE WORD ... THREESOME .... CONTRADICTS ITSELF .... BECAUSE THE BEGINNING OF THE WORD TELLS YOU EXACTLY WHATS GOING ON ... AND THE ENDING OF THE WORD IS LIKE WELL YOU PICK A NUMBER ...

IF SOMEONE ASK YOU WHATS ON YOUR MIND .... SAY THE SAME THING THAT'S ON YOUR MIND ... AND IF THEY SAY WHATS THAT .... SAY YOUR SKULL :p