RANDOM THOUGHTS/QUESTIONZ

KEEP CHECKING THIS BLOG BECAUSE I ADD QUESTIONS AS THEY COME TO ME =)

FAT PEOPLE WHO GOT NO NECK ..... CAN YOU BE "CUT THROAT" 2WARDS THEM????

IF YOUR DICK GETS DETACHED FROM YOU WHILE UR USING THE URINAL ... IS IT SAFE TO SAY UR "PISSED OFF"???

IF YOU GOT 99 PROBLEMS AND A BITCH AIN'T "ONE" .... DOES THAT POSSIBLY MEAN SHES NUMBER TWO OR THREE OR ETC ....????

IF I SPEW OUT A NINTENDO CARTRIDGE FROM MY MOUTH ..... IS IT SAFE TO SAY I'M .... "SPITTING GAME'???

IS A NIGGA WITH NO NUTS ..... STILL A "BALER"???

WHY IS THE PHRASE .... "MY WATER BROKE"???? .... YOU CANT BREAK WATER BITCH!!! ..... YOU LEAKED YO PREGNANT JUICES ALL OVER MY FLOOR IS WAT YA DID!!!!!

WHY IS THE BACK OF MY LEG CALLED A CALF??? ... IT DOESN'T MOO OR PRODUCE MILK AT ALL ..... :\

IF A BLIND PERSON GETS MAD AT YOU AND WANTS TO FIGHT ..... CAN YOU TELL THEM ... "CUM SEE ME THEN"???

IF YOU ARE .... IN A GYM ..... IS IT STILL CALLED A ... "WORK OUT"???

IN ORDER TO BE A ..... ROLE MODEL .... DO YOU HAVE TO HAVE A SCRIPT AND LOOK GOOD???

IF I LEAD EVERY WHERE I GO WITH MY FEET .... AM I STILL "HEADED SOME WHERE"???

LADIES ... IF YOU NEVER HAD SEX WITH A MAN .... BUT YOU'VE POPPED UR CHERRY WITH A DILDO .... R U STILL A VIRGIN???

IS IT ME OR DO DANCES LIKE ... PEANUT BUTTER JELLY .... WU TANG ... AND CALCULATOR ... HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THE TITTLE???

I THINK THE WORD ... THREESOME .... CONTRADICTS ITSELF .... BECAUSE THE BEGINNING OF THE WORD TELLS YOU EXACTLY WHATS GOING ON ... AND THE ENDING OF THE WORD IS LIKE WELL YOU PICK A NUMBER ...

IF SOMEONE ASK YOU WHATS ON YOUR MIND .... SAY THE SAME THING THAT'S ON YOUR MIND ... AND IF THEY SAY WHATS THAT .... SAY YOUR SKULL :p

RECKLESS TORTUGA TAKE ON RACISM

THIS GUY IS THE TRUTH IN MY EYES. HIS BLUNT YET HUMOROUS TAKE ON RACISM IS SOMETHING I THINK IS NECESSARY IN ORDER FOR SOCIETY TO MOVE FORWARD AS A WHOLE. CHECK OUT SOME OF HIS WORK HERE AND SUBSCRIBE TO HIS YOU TUBE LINK AT THE BOTTOM OF THE BLOG.

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MY XTACY MASTERPEICE

I'm Gazing into her soul threw the doorway of her eyes
Biting on my bottom lip I can feel the emotion jet threw vanes
I rub down her arms and pull her waist closer to mine
Kissing on her soft, wet and juicy lips gently rubbing her thighs
Licking and sucking her neck slowly ... griping the bottom of her back
Elevate her and lay her down on the floor ...
Slowly slide my tongue down her chest and her breast ....
Swirl around the middle of her stomach ....
Push her knees by her ears and lick.... and suck ... in between ....
Feel her back arch with each twist of my tongue ... she drips more
And more .... and more .... And when shes wet enough to enter ...
I slide myself slow .... and deep .... inside her .... Stroking ..
Hard .. and deep ... shes scratching on my back ... leaking ...
Constantly ... untill she climaxed .... several times ...
Almost breathless ... she musters up enough energy 2 kiss me ...
One last time ... I let her lay .... and just stare ....

Shes my Xtacy Masterpiece ...

BILLY BOB THORNTON VS CHUCK NORRIS

THIS HERE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THIS IS BILLY BOB THORNTON

THIS IS AND WILL BE THE NEW CHUCK NORRIS IN MY VIEW. NOW BEFORE YOU GUYS GET ALL ECSTATIC AND BASHFUL, LETS ANALYZE THIS PROPOSAL SHALL WE?

CHUCK NORRIS HAS BEEN HELD IN A HIGH LIGHT FOR YEARS NOW. I THINK THE CALCULATIONS ARE OFF. CHUCK HAS BEEN WHAT A KARATE FIGHTING COWBOY? REALLY?

THAT'S ABOUT IT NOTHING QUITE SPECIAL THERE.

NOW LETS LOOK AT BILLY BOBS RESUME.

BILLY BOB THORNTON HAS BEEN A COUNTLESS AMOUNT OF CHARACTERS THROUGHOUT HIS CAREER. GRANTED HE'S JUST AS OLD AS CHUCK .... FEMALES TELL ME THAT BILLY LOOKS BETTER THAN CHUCK.

AND PLUS







HE GOT TO HAVE SEX WITH HALLIE BERRY!!!!!!!

OK MAYBE NOT FOR REAL BUT HE GOT TO TOUCH HER AND STUFF.

AND IF YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT REAL LIFE RELATIONSHIPS


THE MAN HAD ANGELINA JOLIE UNDER HIS BELT. WHO DOES CHUCK NORRIS HAVE??? THIS LADY ....


LOOKS LIKE SHE CAN BE MY MIDDLE SCHOOL LIBRARIAN OR SOMETHING ....

ANYWAY THE OFFER IS ON THE TABLE. YOU KNOW WHO I AM ROUTING FOR. YOU GUYS DECIDE.


VS

CHOOSE CAREFULLY!!!!!

SHOWING LOVE TO MY FANS

I LOVE ALL THE PEOPLE WHO GENUINELY AND HONESTLY SUPPORT ME IN WHAT I DO. WITHOUT YOU ALL ASK MY STABLE PLATFORM ... I WOULD SURELY FALL. THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH!!!!!

Does Love Really Exist?

*wiping forehead*.... wheewww ... ok I already know how this one's going to go. So let me put my disclaimer in big bold letters ..... THIS IS MY OPINION.... NOT "GOSPEL"....

Ok, love? What's up with it? Does it really exist? Was it created just for the government to make more money? Hmm... let us ponder on this for a second.................. Done pondering? Ok.... here's a couple of theories you might want to check out.

Love as defined on dictionary.com give these three definitions....

1. a profoundly tender, passionate affection for another person.
2. a feeling of warm personal attachment or deep affection, as for a parent, child, or friend.
3. sexual passion or desire.

I don't know about you but where I'm from that last one is called being horny. Not love. And the other two. If this was in fact true then let me ask a question. The first person you ever "loved", where are they now? If love is so strong shouldn't your first love be the one that sticks? Or is it all a big brain wash?

The government creates a day called valentines day out the blue in 1847 to exploit peoples feelings and turn them into money. Look it up if you don't believe me. People wasn't waiting on a day to show their "love" before that. Or maybe there really wasn't any love and no one thought about it until valentines day was created. Love or Brain wash?

What to say of marriage? Has to be love right? OR is it just a compromise? In those two people's sub conscious are they saying I love this person that's why I'm doing this. Or are they really saying, I'm getting old, chasing booty calls is getting tiring, I like this person enough to put up with them and we can go half on allot of things so the bills wont be high.

Really question this love word, feeling, creation, what ever you want to call it.

Does this cupid fellow have everyone fooled? You tell me....

Much..... "LOVE"

The Approach

Once again starting with my disclaimer lol .... This is just a thought of mine ... not "Gospel" ....

Yet another technique men have been trying to master for years and women have been sending mixed signals about ..... "The Approach". What works when approaching a young lady? Is timing important? Is location important? Appearance? Voice? Hygiene? Allow me to place my two cents .... well .... whole change bucket in this topic lol.

Some of the questions about approach has obvious answers like of course hygiene is important. You cant walk up to a female smelling like OMG! But what if I just got threw playing basketball or something and I just had to talk a certain young lady that walks by? Ladies, you can answer that one for me. Timing and location is also quite tricky. Is it ok to try and talk to a lady at church? What if that's the only time you see her? What about if she just got into an accident and you pulled over to help her? Would she think your a pig? Once again open questions for the ladies.

Now lets get right down to the good stuff. Things that I may have a personal sway to but I'll try and keep it as non bias as possible. What really works? Is the nice guy approach really hitting anymore? Is a simple hi my name is so and so good enough anymore? I don't think so. Ive notice by watching allot of situations..... 2 things seem to reign supreme. Comedy and flamboyance. If you can make a women smile your good. And for some reason if you can show that you want her but you really don't need her, your almost God!

How did pimps do it? Just a thought....



Appearance is a touchy subject matter. If your "decked down" in some really nice attire then of course automatically your turning heads. But is that always necessary? I can answer this one... still open to the ladies though of course. From personal experience and watching others... appearance sometimes is overrated. Basketball shorts and a t shirt(with holes) get looked over when your personality is on point. Confidence and unique swag is the formula. Simplicity seems to be getting tiring.

But to wrap this up. Ladies, what is working out there? How do you like for a guy to approach you? O and a bonus question. Why is it so wrong for you ladies to approach us guys?

Much love...