THIS HERE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THIS IS BILLY BOB THORNTON
THIS IS AND WILL BE THE NEW CHUCK NORRIS IN MY VIEW. NOW BEFORE YOU GUYS GET ALL ECSTATIC AND BASHFUL, LETS ANALYZE THIS PROPOSAL SHALL WE?
CHUCK NORRIS HAS BEEN HELD IN A HIGH LIGHT FOR YEARS NOW. I THINK THE CALCULATIONS ARE OFF. CHUCK HAS BEEN WHAT A KARATE FIGHTING COWBOY? REALLY?
THAT'S ABOUT IT NOTHING QUITE SPECIAL THERE.
NOW LETS LOOK AT BILLY BOBS RESUME.
BILLY BOB THORNTON HAS BEEN A COUNTLESS AMOUNT OF CHARACTERS THROUGHOUT HIS CAREER. GRANTED HE'S JUST AS OLD AS CHUCK .... FEMALES TELL ME THAT BILLY LOOKS BETTER THAN CHUCK.
AND PLUS
HE GOT TO HAVE SEX WITH HALLIE BERRY!!!!!!!
OK MAYBE NOT FOR REAL BUT HE GOT TO TOUCH HER AND STUFF.
AND IF YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT REAL LIFE RELATIONSHIPS
THE MAN HAD ANGELINA JOLIE UNDER HIS BELT. WHO DOES CHUCK NORRIS HAVE??? THIS LADY ....
LOOKS LIKE SHE CAN BE MY MIDDLE SCHOOL LIBRARIAN OR SOMETHING ....ANYWAY THE OFFER IS ON THE TABLE. YOU KNOW WHO I AM ROUTING FOR. YOU GUYS DECIDE.
VS
CHOOSE CAREFULLY!!!!!
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