RANDOM THOUGHTS/QUESTIONZ

KEEP CHECKING THIS BLOG BECAUSE I ADD QUESTIONS AS THEY COME TO ME =)

FAT PEOPLE WHO GOT NO NECK ..... CAN YOU BE "CUT THROAT" 2WARDS THEM????

IF YOUR DICK GETS DETACHED FROM YOU WHILE UR USING THE URINAL ... IS IT SAFE TO SAY UR "PISSED OFF"???

IF YOU GOT 99 PROBLEMS AND A BITCH AIN'T "ONE" .... DOES THAT POSSIBLY MEAN SHES NUMBER TWO OR THREE OR ETC ....????

IF I SPEW OUT A NINTENDO CARTRIDGE FROM MY MOUTH ..... IS IT SAFE TO SAY I'M .... "SPITTING GAME'???

IS A NIGGA WITH NO NUTS ..... STILL A "BALER"???

WHY IS THE PHRASE .... "MY WATER BROKE"???? .... YOU CANT BREAK WATER BITCH!!! ..... YOU LEAKED YO PREGNANT JUICES ALL OVER MY FLOOR IS WAT YA DID!!!!!

WHY IS THE BACK OF MY LEG CALLED A CALF??? ... IT DOESN'T MOO OR PRODUCE MILK AT ALL ..... :\

IF A BLIND PERSON GETS MAD AT YOU AND WANTS TO FIGHT ..... CAN YOU TELL THEM ... "CUM SEE ME THEN"???

IF YOU ARE .... IN A GYM ..... IS IT STILL CALLED A ... "WORK OUT"???

IN ORDER TO BE A ..... ROLE MODEL .... DO YOU HAVE TO HAVE A SCRIPT AND LOOK GOOD???

IF I LEAD EVERY WHERE I GO WITH MY FEET .... AM I STILL "HEADED SOME WHERE"???

LADIES ... IF YOU NEVER HAD SEX WITH A MAN .... BUT YOU'VE POPPED UR CHERRY WITH A DILDO .... R U STILL A VIRGIN???

IS IT ME OR DO DANCES LIKE ... PEANUT BUTTER JELLY .... WU TANG ... AND CALCULATOR ... HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THE TITTLE???

I THINK THE WORD ... THREESOME .... CONTRADICTS ITSELF .... BECAUSE THE BEGINNING OF THE WORD TELLS YOU EXACTLY WHATS GOING ON ... AND THE ENDING OF THE WORD IS LIKE WELL YOU PICK A NUMBER ...

IF SOMEONE ASK YOU WHATS ON YOUR MIND .... SAY THE SAME THING THAT'S ON YOUR MIND ... AND IF THEY SAY WHATS THAT .... SAY YOUR SKULL :p

RECKLESS TORTUGA TAKE ON RACISM

THIS GUY IS THE TRUTH IN MY EYES. HIS BLUNT YET HUMOROUS TAKE ON RACISM IS SOMETHING I THINK IS NECESSARY IN ORDER FOR SOCIETY TO MOVE FORWARD AS A WHOLE. CHECK OUT SOME OF HIS WORK HERE AND SUBSCRIBE TO HIS YOU TUBE LINK AT THE BOTTOM OF THE BLOG.

http://www.youtube.com/user/RecklessTortuga

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MY XTACY MASTERPEICE

I'm Gazing into her soul threw the doorway of her eyes
Biting on my bottom lip I can feel the emotion jet threw vanes
I rub down her arms and pull her waist closer to mine
Kissing on her soft, wet and juicy lips gently rubbing her thighs
Licking and sucking her neck slowly ... griping the bottom of her back
Elevate her and lay her down on the floor ...
Slowly slide my tongue down her chest and her breast ....
Swirl around the middle of her stomach ....
Push her knees by her ears and lick.... and suck ... in between ....
Feel her back arch with each twist of my tongue ... she drips more
And more .... and more .... And when shes wet enough to enter ...
I slide myself slow .... and deep .... inside her .... Stroking ..
Hard .. and deep ... shes scratching on my back ... leaking ...
Constantly ... untill she climaxed .... several times ...
Almost breathless ... she musters up enough energy 2 kiss me ...
One last time ... I let her lay .... and just stare ....

Shes my Xtacy Masterpiece ...

BILLY BOB THORNTON VS CHUCK NORRIS

THIS HERE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THIS IS BILLY BOB THORNTON

THIS IS AND WILL BE THE NEW CHUCK NORRIS IN MY VIEW. NOW BEFORE YOU GUYS GET ALL ECSTATIC AND BASHFUL, LETS ANALYZE THIS PROPOSAL SHALL WE?

CHUCK NORRIS HAS BEEN HELD IN A HIGH LIGHT FOR YEARS NOW. I THINK THE CALCULATIONS ARE OFF. CHUCK HAS BEEN WHAT A KARATE FIGHTING COWBOY? REALLY?

THAT'S ABOUT IT NOTHING QUITE SPECIAL THERE.

NOW LETS LOOK AT BILLY BOBS RESUME.

BILLY BOB THORNTON HAS BEEN A COUNTLESS AMOUNT OF CHARACTERS THROUGHOUT HIS CAREER. GRANTED HE'S JUST AS OLD AS CHUCK .... FEMALES TELL ME THAT BILLY LOOKS BETTER THAN CHUCK.

AND PLUS







HE GOT TO HAVE SEX WITH HALLIE BERRY!!!!!!!

OK MAYBE NOT FOR REAL BUT HE GOT TO TOUCH HER AND STUFF.

AND IF YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT REAL LIFE RELATIONSHIPS


THE MAN HAD ANGELINA JOLIE UNDER HIS BELT. WHO DOES CHUCK NORRIS HAVE??? THIS LADY ....


LOOKS LIKE SHE CAN BE MY MIDDLE SCHOOL LIBRARIAN OR SOMETHING ....

ANYWAY THE OFFER IS ON THE TABLE. YOU KNOW WHO I AM ROUTING FOR. YOU GUYS DECIDE.


VS

CHOOSE CAREFULLY!!!!!

SHOWING LOVE TO MY FANS

I LOVE ALL THE PEOPLE WHO GENUINELY AND HONESTLY SUPPORT ME IN WHAT I DO. WITHOUT YOU ALL ASK MY STABLE PLATFORM ... I WOULD SURELY FALL. THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH!!!!!